What if I become a criminal. an atheist. a soul-eater. a bender. a robot. an android. a camel. an elephant. an onion. an orchid. a dinosaur. a blanket. a cactus. a plane. a train. a railway. a desert. an oasis. a wind. a kiss. a cigarette. a weed. a drug. a virus. a disease. a cancer. a seahorse. a porcupine. a monkey. a bedrock. a mineral. a penguin. a polar bear. a salmon. an indian. a serbian. an african. a jew. a homosexual. a transgender. a bride. an adulterer. an antiseptic. a planet. a library. a laser. a trigger. a paranoia in disguise. would you be disappointed and curse me to hell or as near as hell? It’s probably too late.